helP I’M ON TUMBLR AND I CAN’T GET OFF
(via fuckinglaughter)
remember that one zoey 101 episode where they did a rip off version of the macarena called the “macalana”
(via spicegirlsofficial)
Madison kept saying “yolo” and her mom was like “next time you say yolo i’m gonna punch you in the face and tell you yolo”
- teacher: and one day when you go to work you'll eventually get a paycheck!
- me: ....strippers don't get paychecks.











